Useless Trinkets: B-Sides, Soundtracks, Rarities and Unreleased 1996–2006

1	Novocaine for the Soul	3:18
2	Fucker	2:17
3	My Beloved Monster	2:32
4	Dog's Life	3:59
5	Susan's Apartment	3:29
6	Manchester Girl	3:21
7	Flower	3:17
8	My Beloved Mad Monster Party	2:33
9	Animal	2:39
10	Stepmother	2:51
11	Everything's Gonna Be Cool This Christmas	2:51
12	Your Lucky Day in Hell	3:57
13	Altar Boy	2:14
14	Novocaine for the Soul	3:10
15	If I Was Your Girlfriend	4:34
16	Bad News	2:56
17	Funeral Parlor	2:12
18	Hospital Food	3:24
19	Open the Door	3:04
20	Birdgirl on a Cell Phone	3:08
21	Vice President Fruitley	2:17
22	My Beloved Monstrosity	2:13
23	The Dark End of the Street	2:35
24	The Cheater's Guide to Your Heart	2:39
25	Useless Trinkets	2:22