Bad Sneakers

Five names that I can hardly

Stand to hear

Including yours and mine

And one more chimp who isn't here

I can see the ladies talking

How the times are getting hard

And that fearsome excavation

On Magnolia Boulevard

Yes I'm going insane

And I'm laughing at the frozen rain

Well I'm so alone

Honey when they gonna send me home

Bad sneakers and a Piña Colada

My friend

Stompin' on the avenue

By Radio City with a

Transistor and a large

Sum of money to spend

You fellah, you tearin' up the street

You wear that white tuxedo

How you gonna beat the heat

Do you take me for a fool

Do you think that I don't see

That ditch out in the valley

That they're digging just for me

Yes I'm going insane

You know, I'm laughing at the frozen rain

And I feel like I'm so alone

Honey when they gonna send me home

Bad sneakers and a Piña Colada

My friend

Stompin' on the avenue

By Radio City with a

Transistor and a large

Sum of money to spend.

You know, I'm going insane

Yes, I'm laughing at the frozen rain

And I'm so alone

Honey when they gonna send me home

Bad sneakers and a Piña Colada

My friend

Stompin' on the avenue

By Radio City with a

Transistor and a large

Sum of money to spend.