Total Revenge

When I like you it's total revenge

I want to but I can pretend

That I don't need to be

By your side again

Wrap me up in a plastic case

Pat me down with your warm embrace

I wanna know where you lay your face at night

For all these years

You're a problem that I can't abide

I could sleep well if only I tried

But I stay up and dream of a bride to be

Oh me, oh my

Give it up, I can't wait no more

I am stuck on your bedroom floor

With the thought that I may not be

As great as those that came before

There's a man assigned to me

And he checks on my stability

We discuss you every week

Then I rinse and rinse, repeat

But maybe, I can show you, baby

Maybe, I can relax for good

Whoa, baby, I can show you

Maybe, baby

There's a man assigned to me

And he checks on my stability

We discuss you every week

Then I rinse and rinse, repeat

And he charges by the tear

Till I weep no more strictly out of fear

That I can't afford your love

And the moon just burns above, okay