Do Better

Life is not a spark in space,

An episode of Will and Grace

Controversial, yet mundane.

Debrah's messing with your brain.

Even Scientologists

Know there's more to all of this.

You search the ruins for trap doors.

Wonder what you're put here for.

Simple as a hint of gas

Climbing nostrils as you pass,

Making Harvard graduates

Feel childish when they laugh at it.

Climb the rungs to kingdom come.

Sour Patch to acid tongue.

Are you opposed to having fun?

You clench the world between your buns.

You could do better

You could do better

You could be the greatest man in the world (woah!)

You could do better

You could do better

You could be the greatest man in the world (woah!)

Your life is always the post of something else.

Where is the present in the way that you present yourself?

And it's disgusting how little that you try:

The existential equivalent of pink eye.

Drink alone and watch TV.

You're expecting harmonies

To tap your tune with silver spoons,

The anthem of impending doom.

Guiding Satan's steady hand.

Forcing Beatles to disband.

It's ego freaks and drama queens

The young at heart know what I mean.

You could do better

You could do better

You could be the greatest man in the world (woah!)

You could do better

You could do better

You could be the greatest man in the world (woah!)

You could do better

Better than that

You're a fraud

Thank God and learn to keep your shirt on.

You could do better

You could do better

You could be the greatest man in the world

You'd burn so brightly

You'd burn so brightly in the dark

You'd burn so brightly

You'd burn so

You'd burn so

You could do better

You could do better

You could be the greatest man in the world (woah!)

You could do better

You could do better

You could be the greatest man in the world (woah!)

You could do better

Better than that

You're a fraud

Thank God and learn to keep your shirt on.

You could do better

You could do better

You could be the greatest man in the world (woah!)

You could do better

You could do better

You could be the greatest man in the world (woah!)

We could do better

We could do better

We could be the greatest band in the world (woah!)