Tennessee Sucks

There you go

Waving your arms like a girl

Secondary clothes

Don't worry, nobody knows

Somebody order my round

'Cause I'm getting by

With a twelve pack from 12th & Porter with Billy

4:30 a.m. at night

'Cause Tennessee sucks, in the summer

What do you got that can put us under?

There goes Johnny B.

Weird and tall

He says "The band, they've got good songs,

they just don't draw"

Somebody order my round

Chances are I won't pay

Hey Brad, let's go down to The Bound'ry

Get something blue to put us out of our way

'Cause Tennessee sucks, in the summer

What do you got that can put us under?