D.U.I.

Three in the morning and I gotta be someplace,

I don't remember where

friends try to make me stay, or call me a cab home,

I grab my keys and a beer

Cops they took my license away,

got my car out of impound today

I've been drunk since last Saturday,

better stay out of my way

I drink and drive

Feel so alive

Never take that dive

Feel so alive

Doing 95

I drink and drive

Feel so alive

I drink and drive

Early in the morning and the freeway's deserted, like its all mine

I'm trying to set a new drunken speed record,

but I can't drive a straight line

Flashing lights, split the night

I'm tossing bottles as I swerve to the right

now I've slammed my face into the back of a big rig

At least you'll never get me, you fucking pigs!

Designate someone other than me,

I'm so drunk I can hardly see

Another shot of Jager and I turn the key,

I got so many places to be

When I'm on a binge, my friends all cringe

They won't drive at night

'Cause way down on the freeway it's such a fright

But I think I drive alright