Mr. Clean

Mr. Clean, tell me is that really you?

I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb

But I know you can change your lifestyle once again

It's cool to be clean, if you know what I mean

When I gave you my favorite Chiquita shirt

I gave it to a guy who is cruel to everyone

He meets and who shows the world he's incomplete

Mr. Clean, tell me is that really you?

I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb

Last time we met, you beat me up that was no surprise

Though I miss the days when you were nice

It's hard to believe that you don't owe me shit

I'm well aware of what is yours and where to draw the lines

At least I have the right to write anything I think is right

Mr. Clean, tell me is that really you?

I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb

Last time we met, you beat me up that was no surprise

Though I miss the days when you were nice

Looking back at the days when we were friends

Together as one we followed all the trends

But now a friend is less worth than a neggy trend