Killercrush

I wonder what the best thing is

to have a face or to have charm?

Well, my girl's twofaced and she's a fartalarm

I'm not blind and I do have nose,

but I don't wanna use it now,

I rather try to follow my heart this time

good looks, it makes me nervous

I need someone who's not perfect.

It's you, you're overweight and lovely,

yes it's true, a pig in walking shoes

you drool every time we kiss, I must say you rule

I'm falling in love with you.

I know that all those trendy girls

would leave me when I'm broke

and also be disgusted if I smoke, no joke.

I don't need a model

unless she has a major body.

Just an ounce of human touch, I realize it's a killercrush,

I'm dancing, I'm overjoyed.

I took a chance on you cause I wanted some romance

to and now I'm happy as can be

cause this supersized woman means all to me.