Don't The Girls All Get Prettier At Closing Time

One, two, one, two, three go

All the girls all get prettier at closing time

Oh, they all begin to look like movie stars

All the girls all get prettier at closing time

When the change starts taking place it puts a glow on every face

Of the fallen angels of the back street bars

If I could rate them on a scale from one to ten

I'm looking for a nine but eight could work right in

Few more drinks and I might slip to five or even four

But when tomorrow morning comes and I wake up with a number one

I swear I'll never do it anymore

All the girls all get prettier at closing time

Oh, they all begin to look like movie stars

All the girls all get prettier at closing time

When the change starts taking place it puts a glow on every face

Of the fallen angels of the back street bars

I don't mean to criticize the girls at all

'Cause I'm no Robert Redford even overhauled

But we all picture in our minds a girl that looks just right

Now ain't it funny, ain't it strange the way a man's opinions change

When he starts to face that lonely night

All the girls all get prettier at closing time

Oh, they all begin to look like movie stars

All the girls all get prettier at closing time

When the change starts taking place it puts a glow on every face

Of the fallen angels of the back street bars

The fallen angels of the back street bars