Ding A Ling

When I was a little biddy boy

My grandmother bought me a cute little toy

Silver bells hanging on a string

She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling

Then momma took me to Grammar school

Always went by the best of rule *

Everytime that bell would ring

Catch me playing with my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling

One day while climbing the garden wall,

I slipped and had a terrible fall

I fell so hard I heard bells ring,

But I held on to My ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling

One day while swimming cross turtle creek

Man them snappers all 'round at my feet

Was so hard swimming cross that thing

with both hands holding my dingaling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling I want you to play with My Ding-A-Ling