Airline Agent

Mr. airline agent won't you understand

I'm a frequent traveler and a patient man

But I've been mistreated a time or two

I've stood about all I'm gonna stand from you

I got my ticket in my hand just like everybody else

I paid my money in advance so I could use a little help

You're making such a fuss

You're holding up the line

Just get me on the plane everything will be fine

I gotta go

You gotta get me to the show

Quit looking at my hair

Just get me in the air

I got a '52 tele hanging off my back

It fits really easy in the overhead rack

If I was a guy in a suit with a kitchen sink

You'd a' let me right on

You wouldn't even a' blinked

But a guitar you say I gotta check it at the gate

Well that isn't gonna happen get your hand off the case

Get your hand off the case unless you want lose the arm

Get outta my face you won't come to any harm

I gotta go

You gotta get me to the show

Quit looking at my hair

Just get me in the air

Mr. airline agent is there something I missed

I've never seen anything quite like this

I'm a frequent traveler and I've been around

I've been roughed up and I've been shook down

I guess your supervisor knows about your nasty attitude

Giving me a hassle just for something to do

To make you fee like a man

Well I've had about enough

And I'm going to go postal if you don't straighten up

I gotta go

You gotta get me to the show

Quit looking at my hair

Just get me in the air