Bad Body Double

She pops into the bathroom

Just after a shower and

She plays with my makeup and creams

Keeps trying to look like me

And goes through the motions

Posing this way and that,

Holding it in,

If it makes you feel better, then knock yourself out

Say hi there to my bad body double

This is my bad body double trouble

Oh no, my bad body double, mmmhm

I've got bad body double trouble, oh.

She's trouble

She's trouble

She's trouble, alright.

Yeah, yeah

Sometimes I manage to lose her

Shake her at a bar, in the gym for five minutes

It feels so good to be back to my own self again

Can get quite confusing.

We look very similar except she's got some grays and

A little extra weight on the sides

And dimply thighs,

I hear that stuff's a bitch to get rid off

(No, no, no, no)

We're having quite an intimate, personal moment (not now)

Could you maybe come at a slightly less awful time? (not now)

She can see I've got someone quite nice here with me

Can't we just be left alone...

I guess that's a no then

Seeing as you're still here

Seeing as you're still here

Here

It's not me, no

It's my bad body double

I got bad body double trouble

Oh no, my bad body double, mmmhm

I've got bad body double trouble, agh.

Bad body double, mmhm.

I've got bad body double trouble

Oh dear, my bad body double.

I got bad body double trouble.

She's trouble

She's trouble

She's trouble, alright.

Yeah, yeah, yeah

She's trouble

She's trouble

She's trouble, alright.

Yeah, yeah, right there.

Can't shake her, Can't shake her, Can't shake her, Can't shake her

Everywhere I go, Everywhere I go, goooo

Can't shake her, Can't shake her, Can't shake her, Can't shake her

Everywhere I go, Everywhere I go, goooo

Say hi there,

To my bad body double

My bad, bad, bad body double.

She's trouble

I can't shake her

And I hate her, I hate her, I hate her, I hate her, I hate her.

She's everywhere I go,

I'm going to get rid

Of you once and for all...