Older Ladies

Older Ladies, Older Ladies

Making me shake like I got rabies

You know it goes like this, it should go like that

Either way I'm never gonna try to leave my flat

I owe money to my friends and it's raining outside

Use the internet for porn or shopping, I can't decide

But theres one thing I know I don't know if i should say it

I'll let you know my secret as long as you don't display it

I have a tiny little fantasy running through my mind

That I like an older woman, one who's possibly blind

Don't be sickened if you think what I'm saying is wrong

Just imagine Jan Leeming bending over in a thong

Don't be disgusted, this is something I like

Like Lance Armstrong with a slightly older bike

Young girls are really fun but they want money and gifts

Whereas an older woman just wants sex and a stairlift

Up the stairs with a nice cup of tea

I hope your husband's dead so there's room in bed for me

Older Ladies, Older Ladies

Making me shake like I got rabies

Older Ladies, Older Ladies

Making me shake like I got rabies

You may be grey and over the hill,

Your half last may be starting to kill

But i got an urge because you're mature

You made it grow like it's been in manure

Got a sports car and pay for everything

And when I get you home I'm gonna stick my dick in

It's not illegal or against the law

But it's dried up 'cus of menapause

I met her at work she was really keen

Alison Madden just turned 18

On a work's weekend, on a course in Devon

I can't believe she's only 47

Collagen injection and Botox in her head

She might be nearly dead but she's wicked in bed

She's a MILF and she's up for fun

She's comes round my house after the school run

Older Ladies, Older Ladies

Making me shake like I got rabies

Older Ladies, Older Ladies

Making me shake like I got rabies

Helen Mirren take me for a ride

Have them wrinkley on the outside

Oh love you know you can't fight this

So take out your false teeth

And let's kiss

I used to watch Weird Science with Kelly Le Brock

But some say she's old and dried up like a cum sock

I get excited when I think about it now, you don't believe me what I'm saying

I can show you how

Ulrika Jonsson she knows the score

She's got a tight bottom but she's knocking on death's door

She's got her teeth, but she's not too poor

But god damn I gotta get a girl who's 40

You see them in the street, you see them in a town

Moving yummy mummy, but wants to get down

She'll dress up like a nurse in PVC

And she's got her own house and cooks me tea

J.K Rowling, J.K Rowling

I wanna take her home and show her dark bowling

J.K Rowling, J.K Rowling

I wanna take her home and show her dark bowling

Older Ladies, Older Ladies

Making me shake like I got rabies

Thursday night I go out to find a granny

Searching Newport desparate for some fanny

Club lights flicker across the older ladies

All fresh divorcees with a brand new Mercedes

A drunk linguistic view it's to construct when I'm f*cked

My conversation doesn't suck

I tred the buck, I like my women senior

Sexual experience with an elderly whore

I want more than a nice ass and a fit body

A blast from the past, if the blemmin isn't shoddy

Pensioner tactics now I'm in the zone

Ready get my kicks, if my kids are left home

Buy another drink, spring into action

Content with a night of over 40's passion

In the back of the taxi now she's in my lap

Going back to her place to fill a generation gap

Older Ladies, Older Ladies

Making me shake like I got rabies

Older Ladies, Older Ladies

Making me shake like I got rabies

Older Ladies, Older Ladies

Making me shake like I got rabies

Older Ladies, Older Ladies

Making me shake

Sexual!

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