Baneswell Express

If you dont know by now then Ill doubt you'll ever know

So let me try and educate you with my Lyrical flow

On the Mic at this time, in the place to be

People hanging out just coz they wanna be next to me

Its a special place let me try to explain

Its not a record shop or a fast food chain

When my cupbpards are bare and Im not Hip Hopping

You'll see me down there, doing my shopping

Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express

Its like a mini Mart you get more for less

Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express

The range of Soft drinks and Crisps is the best

If you dont know where it is go to microcare computing

Just round the corner from Acorn Recruiting

Sanitary prtotection, Magazines or a twix

Theres some bloke on the door who looks like Neo from the matrix

Homemade sandwiches and homemade pies

You get served after hours if you give them the eyes

Well dont try shoplifting and dont go nicking

The last person that did got a proper fucking kicking

Loads of wicked people utilise the store

One bloke did try to start a fight before

But he wasn't affiliated with the friendly staff

Coz he was rough the sort of person who would shit in the bath

Pasties, Sarnies and Polish meats

Extra strength Lager to drink on the street

I even hang round outside when its closed

Take my Mrs down there when Im gonna propose

Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express

Its like a mini Mart you get more for less

Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express

The range of Soft drinks and Crisps is the best

Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express

Its like a mini Mart you get more for less

Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express

8 Baneswell Rd is the Address

Baneswell Express Baneswell Express

Do they sell booze? YES!

They got porno mags to give you an erection

And spotted dick in the frozen section

They got lager cider, cherry coke

See me outside in Pauls car having a smoke

They sell sex lube, Scratch Cards and Choc Ices

All that and more at reasonable prices

Its a local shop but its so much more

Ilove going down there when I smoke the draw

Three bottles for a tenner Red, Pink or White

Will keep your mrs's legs ope all night

If you need tampons and you've got a heavy flow

Then Baneswell Express is the only place to go

I took some ecstacy and went there shopping

Loved it so much next week I'm double droppping

Sometimes I just hang out on the street

Because you never ever know who your gonna meet

Sometimes I just browse and hang around

Coz you never ever know what will be found at the

Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express

Its like a mini Mart you get more for less

Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express

The range of Soft drinks and Crisps is the best

Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express

Its like a mini Mart you get more for less

Baneswell Express, Baneswell Express

8 Baneswell Rd is the Address