Pinny Pinny

Mr. Very Fat and Mrs. Very Skinny

Had a little dog named Pinny, Pinny, Pinny

Mrs. Skinny knew what Fatty liked to eat

She piled on the table in front of Fatty's feet

She made a meal for Pinny too

And she served Pinny that

But Pinny liked what Mrs. Skinny made for Mr. Fat

Naughty, naughty Pinny

Ate all of Fatty's dinner

Pinny got fat

And Fatty got thinner

Mrs. Skinny laughed and laughed

At Fatty and Pinny

From now on, we'll call Pinny 'Fat'

And we'll call Fatty 'Skinny'