A Recorded Message

Hello

This is a recorded message

I am Dan Johnston

Though I am not with you physically, I am with you in heart

With all my heart

And I am thinking about you in hope that you are doing fine

And I can't wait to get back home

To hear the wonderful stories about what's been happening in your life

And I hope you'll bear with me on my return

As I rave on and on about my own experiences

And bringing you up to date on each and every exciting detail

Of these two weeks of holidays

That I am enjoying in the western sun

In the mean time, please keep happy

As I am on vacation and do not have time to worry about you

However, I will be thinking about you affectionately

And missing you very much

Because I have said this, it would be very polite for you to do the same

And perhaps you could comfort one another about my absence

By consoling each other about it

And talking about how much you miss me

And so, I say unto you

Merry Christmas to you

And a happy, happy new year