Couch Slouch

Home from school and here to stay

I'll take it easy again today

Ain't gonna work, don't need no pay

Couch Slouch

Fuck Off

My mom don't like the way I live

She says I take but I don't give

My dad can't stand the way I am

He says, "Damn it, just get up man"

Couch Slouch

You Suck

Awaken now and then to eat and shit

Don't go outside 'cause I don't fit

Society's not ready for me

Crazy assholes never will be