Television Indecision

Television telephone

Tell 'em all they're not alone

Teletype telegraph

Tell 'em all to make 'em laugh

Teleport tell 'em short

Tell the blues in the news

Telescope all the dope

Turn 'em every way but loose

Hey, hey, hey, hey

They'll use you and confuse you

Television indecision

Agitation to the nation

Tell you what to do

Regulation integration

Bus your ass to school

Occupation copulation

Workin' for the man

Communication information

More than you can stand

Hey, hey, hey, hey

They'll use you and confuse you

Television indecision

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