Taxman

Let me tell you how it will be

There's one for you, nineteen for me

'Cause I'm the taxman

Yeah, I'm the taxman

Should five percent appear too small

Be thankful I don't take it all

'Cause I'm the taxman

Yeah, I'm the taxman

If you drive a car, I'll tax the street

If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat

If you get too cold, I'll tax the heat

If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet

Taxman

'Cause I'm the taxman

Yeah, I'm the taxman

Don't ask me what I want it for

(Taxman Mr. Wilson)

If you don't want to pay some more

(Taxman Mr. Heath)

'Cause I'm the taxman

Yeah, I'm the taxman

Now my advice for those who die

Declare the pennies on your eyes

'Cause I'm the taxman

Yeah, I'm the taxman

And you're working for no one but me

Taxman.