So You Want To Be A Rock 'n' Roll Star

So you want to be a rock 'n' roll star

Well, listen now to what I say

Just get an electric guitar

Then take some time and learn how to play

And when your hair's combed right

And your pants so tight

It's gonna be all right

Then it's time to go down town

Where the agent man won't let you down

Sell your soul to the company who are waiting there

To sell plastic ware

And in a week or two

If you make the charts

The girls will tear you apart

What you're paying for your riches and fame

Was it all a strange game, you're a little insane

The money that came and the public acclaim

Don't forget who you are, you're a rock 'n' roll star