Tight Black Rubber

Some things in life are so beautiful

Make you real glad and so dutiful

Some things in life are so beautiful

Make you go back again and again

Make you go right back till the end

Dressed in white, looks just right

All in brown, let's get down

Black on black, a tasty snack

It's amazing it works

It's amazing it works

Black rubber

Tight black rubber

Tight black rubber

I ain't no chippyin' man

A tight black rubber

I ain't no chippyin' man

A tight black rubber

I ain't no chippyin' man

Tight black rubber

Tight black rubber

My baby's so bad, I nearly killed her

She bit me so hard when I just filled her

Another gig and another gilder

I'm all killer and no filler

Mary had a little lamb

The shit was pure as snow

Everywhere that Mary went

And everywhere that Mary went

Black rubber

Tight black rubber

Tight black rubber

I ain't no chippyin' man

A tight black rubber

I ain't no chippyin' man

A tight black rubber

I ain't no chippyin' man

Tight black rubber

Tight black rubber