Normal

I live in Normal

Normal, Illinois

It is the kind of place

The commies would destroy

We like it that way

We keep it that way

We bring our kids up right

They stay indoors at night

We let them watch TV

To teach them properly

I come from Normal

Normal, Illinois

I can't decide

If you are a woman or a boy

We like it that way

We keep it that way

We bring our kids up right

They stay indoors at night

We let them watch TV

To teach them properly

Nothing ever happens here in Normal

And suddenly its happening again

We bring our kids up right

They stay indoors at night

We let them watch TV

To teach them properly

Back home in Normal, Normal Illinois

We keep the streets clean

We buy the hungry toys