Happy Ending

I lost my job in Hong Kong

Trading against the pound

They said they had no other choice

Yeah, they were pretty rough hours

And the crowds got me down

And then I started hearing voices

When I was away on business

Then I messed around

I guess I had no other choice

But I'm back now, baby

Let's go to Chinatown

That's where we'll find our happy ending

I know I'm living with my folks now

But I can still get around

And I don't even have to pay rent

I'm on a fair enough pension

I'm still the king of this town

There's nothing wrong with a Pajero

Baby, why you looking at me like that?

I don't need charity

No need to be so condescending

I've been missing you, baby

Let's go to Chinatown

That's where we'll find our happy ending

If you won't take me back, baby

I'm going to Chinatown

I'm gonna get my happy ending