Clean And Jerk

Graduated high school, never touched a book

Being the star athlete, was all it took

Packed and left for college, never learned to read

Got a football scholarship, that's all you'll ever need

No more trophies, cheerleaders too

All washed up at 22

No more stardom, no more fame

Mother's disappointed and your dad is so ashamed

Living back at home and your job is pumping gas!

Stupid jocks they smell like sweat!

Your picture in the paper, head begins to swell

Too much of that high life, your body goes to HELL

Picked up by the Cowboys, get cut the first year

Sent down to a farm team, say goodbye to your career